Friday, August 31, 2012

She said tingly like 75 times

been doing some tweeting my reactions to movies.  i thought it was fun, and so i was thinking "what if i just did that to my life" but i think that might be like...the point of twitter.  so i will keep it sporadic except for my sweet tweets about terrible movies.writing a bunch of songs lately.
1. about a hurricane (mandolin)
2. love song, mainly dealing with the movie twister (guitar)
3. a "song" about the thundercats and lolcats (fruity loops)
4. a "song" about making cereal spell funny words (fruity loops)
5. a Families cover (mandolin)
6. a song about talking to girls (guitar with mandolin)
7. a song about that one elf from The Santa Clause and Wednesday from Adams Family (guitar)
8. a song about Zachaeas (guitar)
9. a song about marriage, all hypothetical (guitar, some synth)

yep....i think thats it but im not sure. Abe Lincoln is the best, i wanna see him go against Buffy.  and Van Helsing.  Sometimes i wish my life was more like the Smurfs life.  oh yea, so there was a typhoon here the other day, no big deal. went outside.  got my squirrel suit on, i was preparing for flight, but like...i mean, it was windy...but i had hoped for more.  if you want some video ask me sometime. its on my phone.  i refuse to learn how to post it here. all the best things are on my phone.  4 ril.  cant it get it out of my head. "dont talk black to me" SLAYS ME. i feel like life is best experienced while seeing something terrible. like a baby exploding, or Twilight.  those are comparable...right?  this one day i woke up, and i was like "no way theres work today" and then i was like "there cant be work today" AND THEEEEEEEN i was like "balls, 7:30....gotta get up." went to take my morning tinkle, realized it was saturday. HAZZAH! its one of those happy stories ive heard so much about.  Mythic in nature, beautiful in design. most of my morning pee stories are.