when Mandu dies, probably from all the poop she tries to eat, i will commemorate her life and passing by going to a taxidermist and then to a professional guitar maker, and have mandu made into the neck and head of a Fender Jaguar.  then, every time i play, it will look like im giving my dog one last scratch before she goes on that long long stairway to doggy purgatory.  also, i want the option of her face changing from a snarl, for the grind core music times, to a cute puppy face, for the swooning ladies music.

I was real excited to get Johnny Cash reads the Bible, but its so boring. Like, the boring parts of the bible are even more boring than when i read it.  but Johnny doesn't do the voices like i do, so....i dunno.  im turning The Expendables into an audiobook.  im taking all of the lines from the movie and repeating them, and during the action parts ill just make gun noises and dying noises.  THAT IS ALL