Wednesday, May 23, 2012

One More Time, Gotta Celebrate

so here i am, sitting in the dark, drinking a smoothie while sweating profusely.  how did i get to this point?  ill tell you how.  it all started in the 2nd grade.  I always knew that someday i too could buy a smoothie a day.  its like my teachers always told me "A smoothie a day keeps the doctors away." and though they forgot to mention that that was due to having no money, i really took that to heart.  as i aged in both mental and physical prowess i expirmented with lower forms of frozen drinks.  Icees, slushies, frozen dr pepper.  all seemed good, exept deep down, i had this gaping hole.  and that hole, was filled by disapointment.  Then, a day came when i had some extra money so i bought a smoothie, i believe it was a strawberry.  now, i am an adult, and my passion for mango smoothies is unriveled.  also, its hot out so im sweating and when i came in the room the lights were off. i had planned to make this really long, but now im running out of time because i keep taking long smoothie breaks.

anywaya, Men in Black 3? heck yea.  might even sneak in a smoothie. If you know what i mean.  lets talk about overreacting.  koreans do it, i do it.  but i do it because im classy and classically trained actor.  parent teacher conferences this week and next week. knocking them out of the park.  then im leaving the park, and kicking them into a lake.  because im murdering them and dumping there bodies like in a mob movie, or that Hugh Grant movie where he marries into the mafia. i dont know what its called. oh! gotta go.

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