today i got my picture taken next to a giant statue of poop.  then i took my co-teachers picture next to that poop.  it was great.  i think i really want to get into some sort of martial arts, but like, a martial arts that isn't popular. like, the kind of martial arts from kung fu panda where they fight with stilts.  i want to be the stilts fighting champion of the world.  where can i get training for that?  im pretty fierce already, i mean, today i ate Abikko's spiciest curry and nothing really happened, i mean, it had spice, but the spice lacked discipline. raw spice is not the way to a man's heart. that's how i feel about God, you know, there are idols out there, the fakes spices of the world, but they lack conviction and power, and so while being spicy all they will ever do is make me sweat, while the true spice will make me move.....my bowels.