i have had a cold, so i am blaming the massive drool spots on pillow, on my clogged up nose.  sometimes i wish i had some lemmings, and like, i could control them to go up into my nose and just clear on out the boogers and snot, and redirect it to like, i dont know, a storage facility for when i feel really disgusted by something, so disgusted i need to spit, then i could be like, good thing i got a loogy supply all ready to go. or maybe i could use it on halloween and be someone needing an exorcism, and just projectile vomit snot all over the place.