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I gots the flue.  i gots it bad.  im thinking tonight i will spice things up a bit, i really want to watch anime like i usually do, but i think, just for tonight, i will instead turn off all the lights, tape glow sticks to my body, and practice taekwon do. but since there will glow sticks it wont suck.  i really want a camel bag. no, that's not right, what i really want is to be half camel so that i store up all the sweet sweet liquids for later.  can you imagine that, someones like, "im soo thirsty" and id just laugh and say "i used to be thirsty, before i got my camel hump i was stupid, just like you, you worm!"  the hump would definitely make me snooty...er..snootier.  ive been reading this book A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, its real good.  Jon Taube showed it to me, he smuggled it from his home like contraband in the dead of night.  under the gentle hum of his flashlight he showed me and said "the stuff in this book is good, everyone should read it"  honestly, might be the new "Perks of Being a Wallflower."  if someone ever decides to make a movie about my life, not that they will.  ive decided that i dont want the actor to wear make up in the movie, ive never worn make up so i feel as thought it would already start the movie on the wrong foot.  While i do mind lying about that, i wouldnt argue if the actor was a better singer, as long as they havent taken lessons before.  But what i cannot budge on, no matter what, is that the actor must have the same nose as me.  put him under the knife if you must.  on a side note, i found out recently that one of the old Korean teachers thought i was gay, guess i just toss that vibe around.  its a shame, i was trying to be real nice to her, but also to completely avoid her, which is my brand of seduction.  heres an example, lets say a girl is walking down the hall and she feels sleepy, its visible that shes sleepy and people have commented on it, but it hasnt caused any problems.  Then she gets to wherever shes going and BAM! vitamin drink with a note. yea, now that im reading it, sounds a tad gay.  maybe not gay, just stupid.  what have i been doing with my life!?  this would never happen if i had that camel hump. id say "hey baby, you want some nectar from my back hump?"  and then she'd be putty in my hands.  but whoever falls for that is either really awesome or is not the kind of girl you introduce to your parents.